with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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