Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He did a backflip because drugs
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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