I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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