Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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