i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
They are going to name an STD after you.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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