When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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