Can Purell be used as lube?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
