He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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