I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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