yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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