im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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