When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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