it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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