dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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