i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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