It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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