ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
