Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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