I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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