you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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