Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she smelled like a LAN party
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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