He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up under a house in Key West
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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