BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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