he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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