So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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