Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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