Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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