But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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