try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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