I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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