Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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