Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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