Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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