Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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