Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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