therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Your penis caused this!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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