Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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