Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
