i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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