your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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