i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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