then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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