And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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