My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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