wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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