Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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