My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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