My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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