So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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