oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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