I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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