Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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