found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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