how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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