Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
