The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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