Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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