Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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